anything can happen

wake up and stretch out, look to my right and ouch, rolled right off da couch, hit the floor, look for the door, aint no where i been before, creep to my feet, look no socks, bad case of forgots, my stomach in knots, woke up half drunk, ova looked by a group a gypsies n a bag a skunk, i reach into my pockets, pack a matches and candy rockets, grab for my jacket and im up out it, mind rolling back and my stomach rolling up, the bitch blowin my boyfriend and im blowin chunks, so i tied up my chucks, hit the bar and said fuck, next thing i knew ever man buyin me drinks, drownin my mind before i could think, n then i was gone with a blink, 182 or was it 151, either way the rum burnt mo than my tongue, mind stung, ill thoughts stunned, heart beatin like a drum, with its strings strummed, da birdie done sung, like it woke up to the morn sun, i was kiddnapped, literally, in the gypsy cab, clownish faces made me sad, so we went back to da pad, and a had a little thai, before i said bye, i was on the side, of the road, on the back of his bike, peddling faster than light, closed my eyes and i was out of sight, hit the dark of the night, and zoooooom, vegas honeymoon, sleepin with the bride but i wasnt the groom, who knew i was in to poon, so scooped her like a spoon and howled to the moon, clocks rolled back n i was up in my room, sittin like brandy and LL Cool, felt like a fool, wet like a pool and no one in site with tools, needa fix this leak, ooohhhh shhiiieeet, so to the carnival i sneaked, and heard clef speak.... anything can happen say what say what say what anything can happen!!